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Jonathan - vocals, bagpipes
David - drums, percussion
Fieldy - bass
Head - guitar
Munky - guitar

In the early '90s, heavy music looked to be going the way of the dinosaurs: Well-heeled Brit-pop and well-scrubbed pop-punk were thoroughly dominating the guitar-rock landscape, and the few surviving old-school metal acts seemed hopelessly unable to adapt.

But somewhere within the vast, murky Southern California wasteland, a dynamic new species was being born, a forward-thinking beast that disregarded the mistakes of heavy bands past while meshing dark, urban rhythms and low-tuned guitar sludge with violent, expressionist blasts of hip-core noise. That and the wildly emotional vocals of JONATHAN, which alternated between a bourbon-smooth croon and a viscerally sharp howl, made for a revolutionary mix that redefined heavy rock better than anyone had in a decade. The result was a monster 1994 self-titled debut album that went solid platinum, and by the time 1996's LIFE IS PEACHY was released, this beast had a fanbase over two million strong--and a legion of musical imitators so large it threatened to saturate the planet.

It was time for a change of rules.

Hence KORN's latest, greatest slab, aptly titled FOLLOW THE LEADER. From the broadened musical and emotional scope to the much beefier production values to the stunning cover art courtesy of Spawn-creator Todd McFarlane, FOLLOW THE LEADER is indeed an ambitious and deeply satisfying outing for the band. And while there is considerably more hype surrounding this rightly anticipated disc, JONATHAN is quick to put things in perspective.

"Our only goal was to take our time on this album," he says. "Because I knew we had it in us to do something great. To full integrate both (previous) albums and put out a record we could be proud of...we wanted to do some phat shit."

"I think working with a new producer and going into a new studio helped us grow musically as a band," adds guitarist MUNKY. "All of us really have that fire again about being excited about a record...We all feel like we grew, like when you grow out of some old shoes; your feet are all crammed in forever and you know you need to buy a new pair, but you need to save up the money to do it. We kind of saved up our confidence and made that leap into our new shoes."

Fans of old-school KORN needn't despair--the new shoes kick just as much ass as the old pair. "Freak On A Leash" is a molotov cocktail of scathing, psychedelic guitar runs, hypno-groove bass grind, hip-hop jungle drumming, all sliced in two with an ingeniously placed scat line reminiscent of PEACHY opener "Twist." Then there's "Children Of The KORN," title courtesy of legendary gangsta rapper Ice Cube, who contributed an arresting series of verses to the tune, as well as a mallet-blunt mantra that speaks for every fed up kid in America: "Stop fuckin' with me!" Check the epic closing track, "My Gift to You," one of the band's heaviest songs to date, rife with the sort of lyrical honesty that's earned JONATHAN true street cred with the kids--and dismay from the parents. Which is just fine with him--KORN, after all, speaks directly to those disenfranchised with a world of spent opportunity and violence, due in large part to the short-sightedness of generations past.

"Yeah," says JONATHAN, "I am pissed off that I inherited it. I wish sometimes that I was born back in the day. But today's society is so fucked up...we gotta thank the parents for doing that to the kids."

Yes, they still rock. But FOLLOW THE LEADER also illustrates just how much JONATHAN's vocal and lyrical abilities have broadened from the "straight fuckin' cathartic rage" of KORN and PEACHY to a level that communicates a full range of human emotion, from regret ("It's On!") and empathy ("Justin"), to lighthearted if incredibly vitriolic banter ("All In The Family"). The band's musical growth is also well evident--from drummer DAVID's successful integration of D-Drum sampling to FIELDY's ever-more-percussive bass playing. Meanwhile, twin guitar towers MUNKY and HEAD have made their joint stylistic fusion nearly seamless. "It's like we're one person," adds HEAD. "We're one guitar player thinking. It's weird." The end result is an album that could well be KORN's swan song--and one that's sure to find the band's ever-growing throng of musical imitators scurrying back to the chalkboard.

Although FOLLOW THE LEADER will not be officially released until August 18 on Immortal/Epic Records, MUNKY considers it a mission accomplished: "I think we've already achieved success on this record," he says. "We're all 100 % happy with all the songs. That was the personal goal for me."

In the making of FOLLOW THE LEADER, KORN's also been busy with their ground-breaking live weekly Internet program, as well as the formation of its own record label, Elementree Records. Its first signing, California "death pop" outfit Orgy, has already drawn critical acclaim for its debut CANDYASS (Alternative Press enthusiastically endorsed the record, saying it displayed enough "smart melodies, head-banging crunch and electro-kicks to impress even the most fickle music fans"). CANDYASS will hit the shops the on the same day as FOLLOW THE LEADER. As for Elementree itself, FIELDY offers up the band's business philosophy accordingly:

"I think we'd all like to sign some bands that everybody's scared to sign. And of course to make them as big as KORN, if not bigger. I think where we're at in '98, the whole decade is really hurting for some good music."

In addition to the new record and the new label, KORN has also put together its own answer to Lollapalooza: the "Family Values" tour, an eight-week U.S. tour which will feature Ice Cube, Limp Bizkit, Orgy, Rammstein and, of course, KORN, in addition to a throng of breakdancers, fire-eaters and a myriad of other cultural oddities. Why would an already overworked band want to tackle such a monumental task?

"There are all these festivals that have weak links in them," says DAVID. "It's not easy to put together a big festival because there are a lot of people involved--but we thought we could give it a shot and do something better."

1998 is proving to be an intensely creative year for the band. An ambitious new record that redefines the school KORN defined in the first place--that's already garnering massive airplay for its first single ("Got The Life"). An ambitious new label that's already undermining the alternative world. And an ambitious new tour showcasing some of the heaviest acts of the day. No surprise. KORN has always been about ambition--and much more often than not it's paid off.

"We're not out to change the world, just music."
 
Kenny 3-D








Theme Song "I like Girls with big fat titties, I like girls with big vagina "
The theme was written with the lines in an opposite order, but this is how they were said.





TV commercial
Kyle:This program is brought to you by 'Magic, the gathering'
Kenny:'That sounds fucking gay'.
I am 100% sure of this, do not e-mail me about it.




Jay Leno Special
1.After all the kids are astounded by Jay's chin, Kenny says "It looks like it's made of silicon!"





Cartman gets an anal probe.
1. After Kyle asks Kenny what a dildo is, Kenny says "It's a little plastic dick that goes in vagina"
2. When the boys are talking about how far Stan can get with Wendy, Kenny says 'Maybe you can touch her pussy"
3. After he get by the Visitors blast and Kyle thinks he's , Kenny gets up and says "No, I, I'm all right. Ahhhh!"
4. After He gets ran over by the cows, he gets back up and says "Nope, I'm fine. Ah!"





Weightgain 4000
1. When they are talking to Chef about him sleeping with Kathie Lee, Kenny Says "Is your penis big?"
2. When Cartman thinks he is thinning, while he is only fattening, Kenny says "Look at the size of his boobs!"
3. After Kenny gets shot by Mr. Garrison, and is flown up in the air, he says "Oh no"





The Volcano
1. After Stan says to cartman "maybe your mom can give me a kiss too" Kenny says, 'Maybe she can suck my dick!"***
2. After Kyle gets the flash light, Kenny says "Hey! What's that?" referring to the volcano.
3. After Jimbo throws the grenade that kills all the fish, Jimbo says it smells, and Kenny says "Kinda like a vagina."
4. After Jimbo makes Kenny his official nephew Kenny says "Cool"
5. After the lava ball lands on Kenny, he says "Nope, I'm okay"
6. After the lava ball rolls over him again Kenny goes "Ahhh"
7. After the volcano incident is over, Kenny comes walking back and he says "Hey guys, what's up?"
8. After getting shot by Ned, Kenny says "oh no!"





Big gay Al's Big gay Boat ride
1. While Sparky is butt Raping Sylvester , Kenny sees what they are doing and says "Oh my god I think he's gay!" or "oh my god
2. After Stan tries saying it's Sylvester who is confused, Kenny says "Your dog's fucking guys"
3. When Stan is talking about gay people, Kenny says "Anyway, they're allways fucking in the ass."





An Elephant makes Love to a Pig
1. When talking about pig and elephants, Kenny says "Hey you guys, I talked to Garrison and he told me they're like the same."
2. When talking about how much of a wuss Stan is for getting his ass kicked by a girl, Kenny say "Or are you gonna feather your hair?"
3. After Kyle says this about what Stan should do about his sister"Stan, you can use family love as a weapon against Shelley. The next time she's gonna kick your ass, just tell her, "Shelley, you're my sister, and I love you."" Kenny says "And I want to take off your bra."
4. When the genetic doctor comes and tells the boys of Stan's clone, Kenny says "A big mutant Stan?!?"
5. When Kenny sees the destruction that Stan's clone is causing, he says "Oh my God!What is he doin'?"





Death
1. After Kenny gets to school from being late due to diarrhea, Kenny raises his hand and say "I have to go poo."
2. After Kenny says number 1, Mr . Garrison says didn't you just go? And Kenny says "No no! I gotta gotta..."
3. After Kenny comes out of the bathroom, he races back in and says "Oh my God!"
4. Kenny runs to the bathroom at Stan's and says "Oh My God"
5. After you hear Kenny make a farting sound, Kenny goes "OW!"
6. When they are discussing what's wrong with their parents, Kenny says "Well what I think, basically, if you let the decision of what you watch to be under the parent's control, television sucks. Television sucks because parents get offended mmmmmmmmmmmm a baby sitter for their kids."(the mmmmmm is because It is unclear what he's saying)





Halloween
The only time Kenny says something is when he comes back from his grave, and it's either between him saying something or just laughing. You be the judge. Here's what he says:"Heeeyyy, I'm back, ahh."
When Cartman is Hitler, I will find out what he's saying in German from a German friend of mine. Starvin' Marvin.
1.When the boys find out about the free sports watch, Kenny says "Woo hoo!"
2.When Stan asks what vas deferens are Kenny says "Tube the connects your nuts to your pee pee."
3.When Stan says "She said it(the sport watch)would come tomarrow" Cartman, Kyle and Kenny all say "Cool!"
4.When the turkeys come up to Kenny to kill him, he says "Uh oh".





Mr. Hanky
1.After baby Jesus is delivered by Mary, angel Kenny says "It must be a miracle!"
2.After the bird poops in his hood he says "Hey!"
3.When Cartman says Kyle's messed up Kenny says "Kyle's crazy!"
4. When they find the poop in Kyle's box Kenny says "That is the sickest thing I have ever fucking seen!"
5.When Mr. Garrison asks Kenny to remove the star above the shark tank, he says "huh?".
6.After Kenny removes the star successfully, he gives a "whew!"
7.After everyone notices that something's missing (Kenny not being dead that is), the words "The End" pop up and Kenny screams "Woo-hoo-hoo!"





Damien
Due to the fact that Kenny was a duckbilled platypus, he only said one thing. After Stan says to Damien about Kenny talking about his mom being an ugly scank Kenny says "Yeah, she looks like a fucking dog."
Also when Damien calls Satan, Satan is speaking latin. Rectuse, Domenius is "Ass Master" or in real form "Rectum Dominate"





Tom's Rhinoplasty
1.When the boys are amazed that their subsitute is so hot, Kenny says "God, I want to get a piece of her!"
2.When Chef says "You know what they say about women with long arms, Kenny says "Yeah, they can always finger their pussy".
3. When the boys are asking Stan what he did to Ms. Ellen, Kenny says "Well did you stick it in Miss Ellen's loose vagina?" I'm not sure "Loose" is the right word, but I'm damn close.





Mecha Streisand
1.When Kenny shows the carrot and marbles, he says "Yeah and I got these marbles to go with the carrot stick."





Cartman's Mom is a dirty slut
This episode was as hard as Cartman gets an anal probe. Here's my(Mike Kalec) best estimates.
1.When the boys comment on how Cartman can't make it Kenny Says, "He's such a fat kid, he can't make it."
2. After the boys see Cartman having a tea party Kenny Says "What the fuck is he doing with the animals and tea?"***
3.When Kenny is being dragged by the go-cart, Kenny says words like "Ow, fuck ,shit, ect."
4.After Kenny's okay, he says "No guys I'm okay...Now if I can", then he dies.





Cartman finds his father
1.After Mephesto is shot, Kenny says "Oh my god, they killed Mephesto"
2.After "Team b" is set up, and the plain is set, Kenny says "huh?"
3.When Kenny comes out of the sewer, he says "This is team b".
4.After "Team a" finds a new path, Kenny says "Are you fucking kidding me? Making me walk though the mother fuckin sewers?"
5.When Kenny looks at the shelter, he says "Yep it's there all right."
6.When Kenny reaches the power box he says "Okay now I'm at the power box."
7.After the doctor asks if Kenny can see the copper nose Kenny says "Roger".
8.When the doctor asks Kenny if he can connect the wires he says "Nah-un".
9.When Kenny says he's going to connect the wires he says "I'll fucking do it".





Ike's Bris
1.When Chef arrives the kids and Kenny say "Hey Chef".
2.When Chef is disapointed in the boys Kenny says "Oh, your penis!"
3.When Kenny pulls his hood cover, he says "Oh shit!"
4.After Kenny falls to his death, he says "Hey guys I fell down...Ah!"





Chicken Lover
1.When Kenny sees the book he says "There's a lot of hot vaginas and penises"
2.After a scream is heard, Kenny says "What was that?"
3.Kenny says "Hooray" when Kyle and Stan are cheering too.
4.When the show "Cartman" is rolling, Kenny comes up to the door and says "Hey Cartman".
5.When Mrs. McCormick is kicking her husband's ass, Kenny cheers on with "Yeah yeah yeah!"
6.When Kenny is shot he says "No, it hit my jacket".





Conjointed Fetus lady
1.When Kyle is telling the other boys about the freak, Kenny says "Ew!" a couple of times.
2.When Kyle's mom shows the boys about "Freaks" Kenny says "Gross!"





The Mexican staring frog
1.When the boys are done with their paper, the boys and Kenny say "The end".
2.When Mr Mackey is talking over the boys Kenny says "Cause your unlce sucks dick"***
3.When the boys make fun of Jimbo and Ned, Kenny says "Yeah, what a couple of dumbass mother fuckers!"





Flashbacks
1.Kenny tell's Kyle the time is "7:35"
2.When Kenny remembers about Death, he says "Hey guys, remember that time we were chased by death? I remember it was a looonng time ago and death came on a tricycle and ran us down."
3.When Kenny kicks Death's ass, he says "Take this, and don't touch me, and take that and that, and that!" ect...
4.After the story is done, Kenny says "Now that's what I call a sticky situation!"
5.When Kyle corrects Kenny, Kenny says "Oh yeah."
After being taken by the big scary monster, Kenny screams and says "Hey guys he's taken..." and it fades off
6.When the Fonz kills him Kenny says "holy fucking!"





Summer sucks
1.When the boys go to buy fireworks, Kenny and the boys say "Hey Stu".
2.When Kenny escapes his death, he says "Guys I dodged the ahh..!"





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